Just when you think the world’s going to hell, you get one little nugget that restores your faith in humanity.
Earlier in the week, I had a voicemail from mom, telling me that they’d selected their seats in the new TCF Bank Stadium (that will be the last time I call it that here) for the Gopher games. Section 238, she said.
For almost 20 years, I’ve enjoyed our spot in the dome. 45 yard line, behind the Gopher bench, six rows up, lower deck. Close enough to hear the coaches scream.
We suffered for those seats. Suffered through some damned lousy teams, some truly awful games. But never gave the tickets up. Dad got them when we moved here when I was one. As a kid, we sat at about the 20 on the Gopher side in the old Memorial Stadium. Started out at about the 25 when the U moved indoors. Every year, mom and dad dutifully indicated that they wanted to improve their seating location if possible, and eventually, we ended up in the primo seats we ended up in.
So with the new stadium, the Gophers have implemented a plan whereby you need to pay a premium of $500 per seat to sit in those primo seats. That’s on top of the ticket price. In the words of Dana Carvey as George Bush…”Not gonna happen.” Thus, the best we could have hoped for as “regular” seats would have been at about the 25.
So basically, after 39 years, we’re practically back where be started out from.
I don’t have a problem with what dad chose. I have a problem with the whole process and new plan the Gophers have.
So in a fit of, well…Let’s say, pique, I wrote a pointed e-mail to the athletic department telling them how much I hated the new policy, and how much Patrick in particular really liked those seats. I let them know that it completely ignores long time fans in favor of those willing and able to pay that premium. And I did it by telling them about Patrick and how much he loves the Gophers, Goldy, and the band.
Oh, and I included this picture. Just to illustrate the child fan in question. Well, that, and to twist the dagger just a bit.

When you complain, you hope for a response, but never expect it, really. And honestly, I was just telling them how soured on the policy I am.
This afternoon, I got a response.
Shocked as I am, it gets better. No, they didn’t offer the premium seats for a non-premium price. As much as that would be nice, it’s just not gonna happen. But the rep from the athletic department actually offered to see what he could do to move us closer so that Patrick could get high-fives if he wanted–something he couldn’t do from the second deck.
It definitely restores my faith in people. At least they listened. At least someone took note and wants to make things better. At least someone is willing to do what they can within the rules. That’s the good news here. Dad doesn’t even need to take them up on the offer if he doesn’t want to, though part of me thinks that would be nice…
Oh, and the rep said that it was “a nice picture of your son high fiving[sic] the band.”
I think so.
See you tomorrow.