By: A. Lee Martinez
Genre: Sci Fi
Year: 2009
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Judy is minding her own business working the night shift when she finds a Yeti in the freezer section. As any level-headed person would do, she calls animal control. Eventually she is put on hold and transferred to the Cryptobiological Containment and Rescue Services. Soon after, Judy’s life changes in unexpected ways. She meets Monster, a freelance cryptobiological agent and his partner, a paper man who really exists in a different universe and works here for, basically, extra income. Monster knows about magic and magic creatures. Oh, and he changes colors (and magical abilities) every time he falls asleep or gets knocked out.
Most people can’t see magic. When something magical happens, their minds invent that something else easier to understand happened (sphinx? No, um, really it’s a bear). There is a percent of the population that can understand magic and see it for what it is, but will start to forget when they step away from the magical incident or person. Judy is one of those “light cognizant” people. Monster keeps getting job calls that bring him back to Judy. Soon, Monster begins encountering unusual cryptobiologicals in unexpected numbers. He doesn’t want to deal with them or Judy (he has a demon girlfriend at home and just wants to get some sleep—he works nights, you know), but reluctantly he does. Hey, a man can only deal with his house being destroyed so many times in one day. Unfortunately for Monster, there is something special and important about Judy and the universe has decided Monster needs to help her.
Martinez is the kind of author I love best: irreverent and funny. His characters aren’t perfect, they make bad decisions and in fact his main characters don’t get along with each other. Not in the “they hate each other but there is sexual tension there so eventually they will fall in love and have sex kind of way.” More in the, “I really don’t like you and will be so happy if you were gone. Or tuned into a cat” way.I like when plots don’t always have characters who get a long and Martinez doesn’t seem to take himself so seriously that his fiction will crumble under scrutiny (Dan Brown anyone?). I always find it refreshing to read authors who seem to really love what they’re doing and you feel that joy as a reader.
This is a chortle-out-loud book. The author has a quirky writing style and interesting characters. I always find it interesting when a science fiction/fantasy author adds magic and mythology to the world as a normal happening for some people but utterly ignored by most. When done right, it’s a joy to read (when done wrong, well, don’t get me started. Yes, I’m talking to you “Twilight.” Not because I’ve even read you but because you screwed with hundred’s of years of vampire lore. Walking in the day? Sparkling? WHAT?). This is a pretty easy, quick read, but not suitable for all ages (remember the demon girlfriend? She’s actually a succubus which is a sex demon). Great for a lazy, summer day!
My rating: 4 out of 5 stars
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