I need a laugh right now. I’ve got a cold–but not enough of a cold to stay home and curl up in the fetal position and ingest hot tea and chicken soup all day–but it’s enough of a cold where my head is protesting the concept of thought, and my sinuses are making my teeth and eyes hurt.

So thankfully, I got a good chuckle when I came in to the blog here to do some admin stuff and went to clear out the ol’ spam filter, only to find I’ve been spammed almost entirely by users or addresses named “Louis Vuitton Handbags,” “Louis Vuitton Handbag Outlet,” or “Louis Vuitton Outlet Online.”

I have heretofore been unaware that my blog moves in such august haute couture circles. And honestly, it makes me wonder what would possess a spammer to use this as an address. Unless they think I’d be the type to purchase a Louis Vuitton handbag from an online outlet store?

But, let’s please go forward and see what nuggets of wisdom have come from the spammers this time?

Dead indited articles, Really enjoyed looking through.

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Apparently, I’m supposed to make the dead indited articles longer?

Though this one sounds vaguely threatening:

I will immediately seize your rss as I can’t in finding your e-mail subscription link or newsletter service. Do you have any? Please allow me know so that I could subscribe. Thanks.

 

But this one really understands me:

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Because there is nothing I want to do more than make an awesome, great written blog come with approximately all important infos. It is, needless to say, a dream of mine.

See you approximately all important tomorrow.