Hey, kids! Today I begin a new feature on the site which I’m sure will be a big hit with all of you! Plus, I don’t actually have to write much of anything on days that I run this feature…

I’m calling it “Re-Captions!” If you’ve got a better idea, let me know. And part of the fun is that you could comment with your own wacky captions for the photo offered that day.

Got it? Great! Let’s begin with today’s two-fer:

“…And three, four, shuffle, change!”

(The original: Master Tailor Lance Sergeant Matthew Else, in suit, helps an unidentified soldier who fell during a ceremonial inspection in unusually hot weather, ahead of the Royal Wedding for members of the 1st Battalion Irish Guards at their barracks in Windsor, England, Thursday. Britain’s Prince William is due to marry Kate Middleton on April 29. AP Photo)

And what, exactly is “unusually hot weather” for England in April? 60 degrees? 70?

Next victim:

“Sure, that guy gets the cool suit, and I’m stuck wearing this red thing with the buttons.”

(The original: Regimental mascot Conmael the Irish Wolfhound from the 1st Battalion Irish Guards takes part in an inspection ahead of the royal wedding at their barracks in Windsor, England, Thursday. Britain’s Prince William is due to marry Kate Middleton on April 29. AP Photo)

Really? What kind of name is Conmael? It’s bad enough he’s wearing a red jacket, but then they had to name him Conmael? I should have left that one as-is.

Okay. These might not be my “A” material, but you take what you can get. It’ll get better, I promise.

See you tomorrow.